"There can be but one out-come to this trial! DEATH! Wait, no. I mean monetary recompense. Right. We want a bajillion trillion dollars for our client. Stop laughing! That is not an absurd amount! I've never been so insulted in all sixty petazillion milliseconds I've been alive! I quit lawyering!"

Maybe we should take up random pillaging instead?

Right.

"Your Honor, ladies and gentlemen of the jury, every crime has a victim. And the victim, in this case, was Bossie. When someone you love is violated as heinously as Bossie, naturally, you want to see someone punished. You wanna see the big man brought to his knees and humilated (am I right, ladies?) *waits for high-five from Juror #3, is left hanging* Well, the Boid's Eye Corporation knew when they created this product, this sensuous, silky vegetable puree, that they had built a ticking time-bomb. A time-bomb that would eventually explode all over the milky-white pillowy udders... of one innocent cow." *beat for effect*

welcome!

tnx alot!!

You're welcome. Good luck with your book!

Thanks so much for the watch and the fav!

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Forget the gun, grab the cannoli.

You're welcome. Keep up the good work!

thank you very much for the fav and the devwatch

Right. Just so you know, I'm Allan P. Snapasaur and you're Gerald R. Pennyworth. Sadly, Slees E. Crustbucket passed away. I have been considering making you full partner, but you've yet to prove yourself in an important trial involving creamed corn and a buxom cow.

DONE and DONE.

I vote we name it "Snapasaur and Crustbucket, Attorneys at Large"...

You and I need to name our comedy team, cuz we are HIGH-LARIOUS.
Thanks a bunch for the fave, too.

You're welcome.

Thanks for watching!

Thank you.

Back atcha!

thanx for the watch

Thanks for drawing awesome stuff...

You're welcome. Good stuff.

Thanks for watching me!

No problem

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I'm always search for collabs, work and comissions I try to do my best!!

Thank you for the devwatch!

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*WeeklyPrompt, for inspiration's sake.

Thank you!

Nice gallery dude!

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- Head - Proud member of the Sketch Tavern!!
I'm always search for collabs, work and comissions I try to do my best!!